WHERE is the Edward Masen ring?

So I casually strolled into a Hot Topic today, as gracefully as any 27 year old professional female can, wearing a polo with her work logo emblazoned on it showing that she truly does NOT fit in. The New Moon section has tripled compared to the amount of store space that had been alotted for Twilight. This time it seems like it took over half the store. I reveled in Twilight wonder for a good 10 minutes, oohing and ahhing over all the merch finally in person. Until I figured out that I could not FIND THIS





The greenhaired angry young female who "worked" there (meaning she stood around scowling and changing the loud screaming rock music to loud yelling metal music) was little help of course.
"Edward Masen. I thought his name was Cullen or something" [insert her roll eyes here while I know she's really a closet Twilighter but her green haired angst won't let her express it]


Its the only piece of the entire collection they didn't have and nobody in the angry little store, only still open in this recession because of Twilighters, knew what I was talking about. Good to see they briefed the "employees" well before they launched the very thing that will keep them open for yet another year.