I vowed. to remain pure. NO video's
It's odd what happens to your hormones when you get your first kiss though. All those pledges start to fly out the window. It's like, right when you want to remain pure, the offending party does the VERY thing you know you can't resist. Just can't.
But, like Edward, I"m pretty concerned about my virtue. Eclipse keeps doing this:
Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?
Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 20, p.450
It keeps trying to take it's clothes off in front of me. It did. It took it's clothes off and gave me brand new still shots from Eclipse. On a bed. With leg hitches. And i came undone. Purity vows be damned.
And I meant to stay pure. But damn that Edward Cullen. And damn David Slade.
I have to admit it.
We went to 2nd base.
I mean it's not like there was video footage or spoilers of a scene or some kind of leaked trailer or anything. And it's not like I even meant to...
But you know what won me over? You know what made my resolve melt and my virtue fly out the window?
There was some kissing in the meadow. And then there was OPEN MOUTHED kissing in the meadow. That almost sent me over the edge. Seriously
And then, Edward gets a little gropey, coping a feel and I thought it was almost over. And then. Then....
A LEG HITCH. YES. A LEG HITCH.
So if you are attempting to go spoiler free, and keep your virtue intact, unlike the horrible rotten hussy that I am. You can see 9 brand new pictures from Eclipse below, including meadow pictures and pictures ON. A. BED. With some leg hitching involved.
You know why I gave in? Because I know that David Slade really loves me. He loves me. And I can commit my purity vow to be broken by a guy that loves me. I mean come on! What kind of declaration do you need more than a leg hitch! If you think he doesn't love the fans, doesn't know what we NEED, what we want, then you just don't get it. But for now, this guy loves us and he knows what makes us happy, so I can hand him my virtue for now and ask him to take care of it.
Here we go:
Now this isn't technically correct. They never had any ability to french kiss. But you know what. David Slade loves me, so I'll just excuse it for now.
This almost feels like a paparazzi picture.
Well someone got out the long range lens!
Now I'll go ahead and link this one, so if you click it, you'll get HUGE FULL SCREEN GOODNESS. I mean, if we are breaking purity vows, let's not do it with tiny pictures!
I give you full blown full screen leg hitch. Cause Slade loves us.
Is Eddie going for a Feelsky here!
Well there's more of that chest hair that Edward DOESN'T have. I mean come on, you'd think if it's our first time Slade, you'd make it special. You could have at least shaved. It's kinda common courtesy.
Ok ready to see Bryce Dallas Howard pictured as Victoria?