Fat, Greasy, Sparkly Edward wants her Chicken and Biscuits

I almost titled this "There are no words for this" ala Breaking Dawn, because there ARE no words for this. A country group, Colt Ford, parodied Twilight and New Moon in their latest music video, for a song called Chicken and Biscuits. Yep, I'm as confused as you are. Imagine my small amount of horror watching this, and seeing Twilight truly bleed into every single part of American culture.
If you get the urge to stop watching this about half way through, just wait till you see Rosalie who is a dead ringer for Nikki, and wait around for fat sparkly Edward to... sparkle in the sunlight.