They are STILL NOT Bears. And this is STILL NOT Rob. Full picture now released for your viewing enjoyment. Well, maybe not enjoyment... for your viewing displeasure, hissing at the screen and general frustratedness at the industry yet again getting something Twilight related, YET NOT REALLY GETTING IT and messing it up "just enough".
Just like our vamps don't have fangs Thanks Walmart for getting close with the vampire jewelry near the New Moon movie, but you just didn't quite get it. No fangs. Sorry. Thanks for the effort. Ok wait you know what-- NO THANKS! You'd think that one of the most massive and overwhelmingly covered topics in pop culture for the last few years would be pretty easy to nail. And if you are about to yank thousands upon millions of bucks out of our pockets with your fancy New Moon dvd, then I highly expect you do to some damn research and "get it". Hell, I respect Summit more for at least getting what Twilight was all about and not making Bella a track star and Edward a band member in a rock band (Really MTV? Really?)
So I digress. Here is Ugly Not Rob. Who is neither a bear OR a huge wolf. And he also doesn't have fangs.
Why did they make a wax sculpture of some random guy. I don't think anyone knows who that is.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Walmart vampire merch......yeah...whatever. I agree completely.