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Its my job to post the news about Twilight, the Twilight movies and of course merchandise that you all want to see but forgive me if my inner snark starts to bite when this week has been filled with spoiler-iffic tv spots, Summit "hey-look-at-me-pay-attention-to-me" moves like releasing the Eclipse banner way before they said they would, and every single store down to Tractor Supply releasing New Moon JUNK to buy. Yep, JUNK. More junk, more shirts, more Summit authorized pictures and quotes for us to slap on our chests. So sorry for the snark. Can't rein it in. No Jasper around to pull back the emotions. I just remember when Twilight was about BOOKS. Not merchandise and money. Sorry Stephenie, but I"m sure this is not the dream you had when you pictured that vampire and that human in a meadow. I dont think Edward would approve of the ladies showing this much skin, what with his virtue and all.