Jasper is the epitome of fierceness- if he was the Gay Cullen, and had Alice by his side, they'd be an unstoppable duo, full of hot fierceness. Jasper should be expected at all times to be showing fierce face. This is what Jasper is made of: hot cowboy boots (thats for you Jen), some southern goodness and drawl and just being a bad ass.
He should constantly look like this:
Fierce
Even calm, Jackson pulls calm fierce.
ULTIMATE FIERCE. This is death face
Ok whoa whoa, now thats a little too fierce.
That reminds me a little of another Cullen
DAMN IT! Edward should not be winning the Fierce Face contest here! Edward is all tortured and sad and attempting not to eat scrumptious tasting Bella and hating himself because he does want to eat/marry her. Edward doesn't get to have fierce face, he gets to have emo face.
You know, like this. OK this isn't technically a Saga picture, but its Rob.
Rob being sad, staring out into the distance, being all lonely and pondering the point of existence.
Perfect. Rob just BEING emo all on his own
Work the emo face girl, work it
A little photoshopping (Not my own work) just confirms it all
Ah validation. Fandom wouldn't make an icon for it, if it wasn't true right?
And I'm sorry but Alice would NEVER let Jasper walk around with hobbit hair. Yes technically we are gettting perfect fierce face here, for sure. We are also seeing a dying animal on his head. He looks fierce ONLY because he's looking in a mirror
This isn't Jasper going after Bella. This is Jackson about to attack the hair dresser on set. Thank God Rob was there.
Let's evaluate the difference. We get fierce, curly, blond vs borderline death face coupled with hobbit hair. Again, I can't see that he can start dressing better in New Moon thanks to Alice but he lets his hair go to shit.
Dear God tell me that this is NOT really his hair in Eclipse. I wouldn't take training lessons on how to dismember newborns from that. I'd be on the ground laughing to hard.
Ok so at least he's working the cowboy boots. But he can't even pull a fierce face with that hair.
Jackson pictures in Eclipse from Lainey Gossip
I literally fell out of my chair and was shushed by the hubby laughing about Jackson attacking the onset hairdresser.
ReplyDeleteAt the very end pics I skipped past the disasthair and went straight to the boots. Ah, boots and dimples you give me safe harbor.
And that brings me to the question of "Where the hell have I been that I didn't see a pic of Rob wearing gloves?" I will know refer to them as "Boots" and "Gloves".
I think Boots and gloves is good. I think I am going to being calling Jackson MJRV due to his full name. Its easier
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